how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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