- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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