What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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darude- sandstorm

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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