- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

"...."-Hellen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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