Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

ask me if im a door yes

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Anti Joke

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