If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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