- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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