Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Error 37.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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