What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Three black men were walking...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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hello

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I have aids

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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