- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Your sex life.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Girls soccer

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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