- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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