One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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