- Anti Joke

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.