- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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