- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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