- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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