Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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