What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Black people are the scum of the earth

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

jd and zach loves vigina

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

women's rights

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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