roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Cliterus

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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