why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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