- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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