Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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I regret everything.....

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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retard

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Half life 3 confirmed

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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