- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What is a jew in space? Dead

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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