What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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