- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's your blood type? Red.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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