- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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