- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

I like school Said no one ever.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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