- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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