The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Do you love me? No.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Anti Joke

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