the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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