- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

how do you win a game try your best

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

nolan is gay

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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