- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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