- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

i like it in the mouth

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Women's rights.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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