why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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I have a horse.

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