- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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