- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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