It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Religion

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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America Votes

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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