What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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im telling maguire

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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