- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why? Why Not?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Penis.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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