- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

honest politician

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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