- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

womans rights...

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

knock knock who's there? hope

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