Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Fox News

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Pineapple.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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