- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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