- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What can hitler cook well Steak

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