Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is white and long? A New York winter

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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