What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

That's illegal What? Your mom

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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