- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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