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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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