What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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No

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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