- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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