Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your sex life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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