- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Dusters blow stuff.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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