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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What is red? A rock painted red

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A Jew walks into Macy's

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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