- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Okay.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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