A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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everyone dislike this

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Vagina.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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