- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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