What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Church.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

U mad?

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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