A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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