- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

honest politician

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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