- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How come anti jokes r funny

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

good one jess !!

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