- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

get in the car.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

haha Otarts was here

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

taking out the trash... at night

Do you know the muffin man? No

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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