how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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