How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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V I T A M I N C !

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Racial equality.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Diarrhea

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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