- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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