How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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