- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

How's the weather? Good.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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