What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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