- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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