Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's your guys names?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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