name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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