Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The truth is he loves her!!

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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