What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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