How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do fish smoke? sea weed

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

25

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Invisible Children Foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops