- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

I was Born ready I was born naked.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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