Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

womens rights.

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

 

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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