Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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