Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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sharks

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Womens basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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