roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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