Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Wolfjob.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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my shift key is broken1

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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360 NO SCOPE

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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