Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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kushagra tyagi

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I woke up today

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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