There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

willie revilame

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

no pun intended

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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