How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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