Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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