- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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