The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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