- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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