- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

MOOOOOOOOOOO

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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