- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Miscarriages.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Women

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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