- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Actually it was me Josh brown

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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