Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Gus's mom

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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rent a cops

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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