- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

this is not a joke.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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