- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

God

Netflix and chill

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Your face

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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